When my skinny friend says they need to go on a diet and i’m just like..

lolzpicx:

selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

spookyghostcountry2:

mrcraabs:

if i follow you there is a 99% chance i would fuck you

nipplefiesta:

WHY DO I PROCRASTINATE????????? i yell from a mountain top because i would rather climb a mountain than do my homework

sightseeingwithhelenkeller:

could you imagine dying of toxic shock syndrome

“daddy how’d mommy die”

“well sport, she left her tampon in too long”